They don’t get the humor because they live by the idea that, if they cannot find the nerve to sleep with their 19 year old daughter’s friend (whom they would really like to sleep with as in the film “Poison Ivy” or “American Beauty”) then they will spend their online blogging time and political activist years condemning all other men who might actually get the opportunity to do what they really want to do.

These socons would really like to raise the age of consent to 21 to match the drinking age. And they have done so quasi in places like Medford, Oregon where I was once actually refused entry to an “under 21” non-alcoholic bar even though I just wanted to check out whether women 18-20 were present.

As a Republican, I want these traitors to men to go join the NOW. Such men were responsible for the Victorian Era in England and the US, where total hypocrits created a matriarchal society on the outside but sought hidden sex with the maid otherwise.