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		<title>Tweet of the Week</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/04/07/tweet-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quite amusing.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quite <a href="http://twitter.com/Moltz/statuses/783848203">amusing</a>.</p>
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		<title>Hiatus</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/03/26/hiatus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Latin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tied up at work, posting to be light in the coming few days. I leave you with this for no particular reason: Obit anus, abit onus.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tied up at work, posting to be light in the coming few days.</p>

<p>I leave you with this for no particular reason:</p>

<p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Arthur_Schopenhauer">Obit anus, abit onus.</a></p>
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		<title>ROFLMAO</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/03/24/roflmao/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Middle East]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.newcontrarian.com/?p=373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Best post of the year. So far, anyway. One winning paragraph of many: *I wasn’t born yesterday.* I had heard of the Middle East before September 12, 2001. I knew that many of the loudest advocates for war with Iraq were so-called national-greatness conservatives who spent the 1990s arguing that war was good for the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://highclearing.com/index.php/archives/2008/03/21/8027">Best post</a> of the year. So far, anyway. One winning paragraph of many:</p>

<blockquote>*I wasn’t born yesterday.* I had heard of the Middle East before September 12, 2001. I knew that many of the loudest advocates for war with Iraq were so-called national-greatness conservatives who spent the 1990s arguing that war was good for the soul. I remembered Elliott Abrams and John Poindexter and Michael Ledeen as the knaves and fools of Iran-Contra, and drew the appropriate conclusions about the Bush Administration wanting to employ them: it was an administration of knaves and fools.</blockquote>
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		<title>Tweet of the Week</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/03/22/honky/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Daring Fireball]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honkies!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://twitter.com/gruber/statuses/775522185">Honkies</a>!</p>
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		<title>The Onion Flies High</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/03/19/the-onion-flies-high/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[change]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the Onion is on, it&#8217;s on.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When the Onion is on, <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change?utm_source=onion_rss_daily">it&#8217;s on</a>.</p>
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		<title>Schadenfreude Alert</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/03/17/schadenfreude-alert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gasbags get their comeuppance every so often: Via TPM. This was recorded last week. One wonders if Cramer thinks he&#8217;s doing the markets favors by preaching calm. Or did he have friends at Bear? I keep going back to this clip where Cramer blows his top at the Fed for not acting sufficiently quickly to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gasbags get their comeuppance every so often:</p>

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<p>Via <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/183871.php">TPM</a>.</p>

<p>This was recorded last week. One wonders if Cramer thinks he&#8217;s doing the markets favors by preaching calm. Or did he have friends at Bear? I keep going back to <a href="http://www.newcontrarian.com/?p=101">this clip</a> where Cramer blows his top at the Fed for not acting sufficiently quickly to bail out his hedge fund buddies. Why do people turn to him for advice? Because he&#8217;s entertaining?</p>
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		<title>$1000</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/03/13/1000/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Economics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[beauty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So next time someone tells you you look like a million bucks, they mean you look a thousand times better than her&#8212;quite a compliment, because she&#8217;s pretty cute! Addendum: I&#8217;d love to see the rating criteria of the Emperor&#8217;s Club. What makes Sydney more than twice as desirable (and five times as expensive) as Sienna? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="float:right;padding:0px 0px 10px 10px" src="http://newcontrarian.com/files/girl-190.3.jpg">So next time someone tells you you look like a million bucks, they mean you look a thousand times better than <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/13/nyregion/12cnd-kristen.html">her</a>&#8212;quite a compliment, because she&#8217;s pretty cute!</p>

<p>Addendum: I&#8217;d love to see the rating criteria of the Emperor&#8217;s Club. What makes <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0306082emperor1.html">Sydney more than twice as desirable (and five times as expensive) as Sienna</a>?</p>

<p>And finally, rounding out my Spitzer/prostitution post for the day, we go to the governor&#8217;s replacement <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/183322.php">giving a presser earlier</a>:</p>

<blockquote>Paterson also displayed a rather awesome sense of humor. &#8220;Just so we don&#8217;t have to go through this whole resignation thing again,&#8221; one ballsy reporter asked, &#8220;have you ever patronized a prostitute?&#8221; Paterson thought for a minute. &#8220;Only the lobbyists,&#8221; he said.</blockquote>
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		<title>Snicker</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2008/01/13/snicker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Philosophy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quoted verbatim from Greg Mankiw: If I wrote an elementary logic textbook, I would use this from last night&#8217;s debate: Mr. Huckabee, for his part, responded with trademark humor. “The Air Force has a saying that says if you’re not catching flak, you’re not over the target,” he said. “I’m catching the flak; I must [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quoted verbatim from <a href="http://gregmankiw.blogspot.com/2008/01/funny-perhaps-but-illogical.html">Greg Mankiw</a>:</p>

<blockquote>If I wrote an elementary logic textbook, I would use this from last night&#8217;s debate:</blockquote>

<blockquote><blockquote>Mr. Huckabee, for his part, responded with trademark humor. “The Air Force has a saying that says if you’re not catching flak, you’re not over the target,” he said. “I’m catching the flak; I must be over the target.”</blockquote></blockquote>

<blockquote>Similarly, if you&#8217;re not an American citizen, you&#8217;re not President of the United States. I am an American citizen, so I must be President of the United States.</blockquote>

<p>Ahh, nerdiness, I bask in your glow. I hasten to add that the above-cited Huckabee statement bugged me when I first read it, but I didn&#8217;t really dwell on it. I guess that&#8217;s one more thing that separates me from being a brilliant Harvard academic.</p>
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		<title>Oh Snap!</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2007/12/13/oh-snap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sure hope he becomes president.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sure hope he becomes president.</p>

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		<title>Economics: The Color of Language</title>
		<link>http://newcontrarian.com/2007/11/29/economics-the-color-of-language/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damir Marusic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nouriel Roubini, in bearish form as usual, is predicting that this week&#8217;s stock market rally, after a 10% correction from October through Monday, is the last gasp before we slide into recession. But the most sensible interpretation of the upward move on Tuesday and Wednesday this week&#8230; is that this is the last leg of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nouriel Roubini, in bearish form as usual, is <a href="http://www.rgemonitor.com/blog/roubini/229403">predicting</a> that this week&#8217;s stock market rally, after a 10% correction from October through Monday, is the last gasp before we slide into recession.</p>

<blockquote>But the most sensible interpretation of the upward move on Tuesday and Wednesday this week&#8230; is that this is the last leg of a sucker&#8217;s rally (or dead cat&#8217;s bounce) driven by wishful hopes that the Fed easing will prevent a recession.</blockquote>

<p>Dead cat&#8217;s bounce: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_cat_bounce">it&#8217;s a real term</a>! I love economics.</p>
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